A Little Humor...but very true!!

[Bravery]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
mechanics...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

 

[Mike Quinn]

the head and the ass are interchangeable I agree with you there Brother.

 

[old_anorak]

And if you wind up needing parts for a politician, just toss in a shovelful of horse **** and no one will be the wiser.

 

[jayjay1]

If I was a horse, I'd be offended by that comment - besides, horse poo has it's uses.

 

[Bravery]

And if you wind up needing parts for a politician, just toss in a shovelful of horse **** and no one will be the wiser.

No can do ... they are already so full of bologna that nothing else will fit.

 

[Krime]

Really? Cuz i think their full of human waste.
Funny as hell joke though!

 

[Lone Ranger]

good laugh for a hectic day ...thanks