bug out with a lawn mower

[user 6493]

 

[Ling31]

Honda ride on mower much power you cut acreage much fast. They build for lawn mower races ?

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha. I'll join him on my John Deere.
Not.

 

[Jayson]

If there’s any way to mount an M2 .50 caliber heavy machine gun on it then I’ll buy one!

 

[Tactical Lever]

"Phew! That's crazy!...Phew! Don't even think of building version three! Phew! That'd be insane!....Phew! These are the crazy guys,
that built this crazy thing! Phew! Insane! Phew!"

Could've done with a little less of him... Would have been nice to see him hit a corner on it. Where's The Stig when you need him?
Or Ghostrider. Don't recall what his name was, but he'd be a good test driver/rider.

 

[Tactical Lever]

And all that huffing and puffing and he barely broke 100 mph!

 

[Tactical Lever]

"Phew! Help me with my gloves and helmet...Phew!"

Confused looks exchanged as he indeed got them on all by himself!

Ok, I think I'm almost done!

 

[Nomad13]

Heck yeah! mount a machine gun on there, some thick sheet metal for protection, give it a sick flame paint job, and you could Mad Max it all the way to your bug out location :m4:

 

[user 7000]

PHEW!

 

[DrHenley]

If they really want to have a lawn mower race, the thing needs to be CUTTING GRASS! Otherwise it is just a go cart race!