Cucumber sandwich spread.

[Magus]

We all end up with extras, now you won't!
2 large cucumbers, peeled and pureed.
1 block of softened cream cheese.
1 large, white onion, peeled and minced.
1 each a red and green jalapeno pepper minced, added for color and zing.
1 package of dry ranch dip mix.
1/2 pound of crispy bacon crushed.
Add mayonnaise until you like the texture.

 

[Pearl]

I've done crumbled bacon, finely diced cukes, cream cheese and mayo. You have a few more flavors going on!!

 

[Magus]

So does pizza! go for it! You should see my fried ramen. LOL

 

[Magus]

You could cut back on the onion, peppers, and mayo a bit if you want to accentuate another flavor.

 

[DrHenley]

While we're on the subject of cucumbers and sandwiches...

Growing up my mother made us cucumber sandwiches. Slices of peeled cucumber, bread and mayo. We also had pineapple sandwiches, same recipe.
We loved it.