Damn it I missed the end of the world again.

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This is the start of the end of the world, not the ending of the end of the world. Come on people, dont you know how it works?

No one knows when the end will come. It will be at a time that no one perdicts, thats my perdiction.

Well that's cleared it up nicely:D
 
It's 7am CST, do you know where your rapture is?

GG, hey, I hope traffic is really light with all the people that should have been called home! Hopefully there aren't too many driver-less cars out there, with just the driver's clothes left behind in the front seat.

Is this where I say "Lord forgive me and all the pygmies in Africa"?

We Christians can laugh at foolish things like this as well! It it not ours to know when.
 
This is the start of the end of the world, not the ending of the end of the world. Come on people, dont you know how it works?

No one knows when the end will come. It will be at a time that no one perdicts, thats my perdiction.


now here is a tidbit to chew on,you don't suppose the end of the world is the day you die,,,,,
 
1. Rapture isn't the end of the world 2. We are already dead and in hell... Live with it.

You guys already missed it *sigh

I’ve said your 2nd part many times, usually during a bad day at work - we’ve lived, sucked and died... welcome to hell....
 
Hmmm....

Isn't it tempting to go into a church, real early on Sunday morning, with a bunch of clothes and shoes, and lay them out on the pews as if people got raptured.........???

That’s something I would have done in my youth, wish I have thought of it, unfortunately I don’t think my pastor would have had a sense of humor :(
 
Did you see where infamous televangelist Jim Bakker is selling cabins near Branson MO as the safest place for and after the apocalypse
 
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He is one of the worst. I remember when he was with Tammy Faye, the sold life time memberships to live where ever their headquarters was. I wonder what happened when he went to jail.

No wonder people have a negative opinion Christians. BTW, he is not a Christian. He'll is waiting for him.
 
Sometimes I watch the shows anyways....not because I'm interested in the message as much, but more of observing of how they deliver it.

Powerful and intelligent speakers can do amazing things with their messages.....Jones, Koresh and the like.
 

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