Dear Hustler, I never thought it would happen to me....

[Come and Take It]

Okay no Hustler material
All though I said effffudge a lot


At 1450 hours PST
A 'no habla' is qualifying (Speeding)
Through my neighborhood
This butt stain manage to strike a parked vehicle
My parked vehicle. 2010 Ford F1 50
Which was parked in my driveway,
4 feet up the driveway away from the street
He hit my truck so hard
My truck is now parked on my front lawn
There is a skid mark coming from my left rear tire
That stretches from the skidmark
To where now the truck sits
15 feet

My truck is totaled
Frame is cracked
Looks like I should start shopping for 2013
Or 2014 F1 50

The clown who hit my truck
Is An illegal immigrant
Has no drivers license, and no insurance

 

[Come and Take It]

This how far he pushed itView attachment 877

 

[Come and Take It]

The dog was not the driver

 

[Chicknladee]

WoW! That sucks almost as much as seeing a drunk driver coming at you on the freeway going the WRONG direction. Good thing YOU and yours weren't anywhere near there at the time!

**edit** that WAS a nice truck.

 

[Come and Take It]

I had just sat down and closed my eyes,
what would have been an hour nap

 

[Bravery]

The clown who hit my truck
Is An illegal immigrant

Actually they're not called "illegal immigrants" any more... the correct terminology is "undocumented Democrat" or "future Democratic voter."

And it was a nice looking truck... nice lawn too!!! Looks like a frekin golf course!! But you really shouldn't park on it! (I'm trying to get you to laugh and break the stress).

 

[Come and Take It]

Actually they're not called "illegal immigrants" any more... the correct terminology is "undocumented Democrat" or "future Democratic voter."

And it was a nice looking truck... nice lawn too!!! Looks like a frekin golf course!!

Calling him an illegal immigrant was the nicest thing I could say
Or what Clyde would deem acceptable for this site

Thank you about the truck And the lawn
I take great pride in taking care of both

Yeah it does look a golf course doesn't it
With a big humongous divot in the middle

Looks like someone was using a D handled
shovel instead of the pitching wedge

 

[old_anorak]

Holy crap! I would have been making some bean dip out of that guy's ass. I know you probably wanted to punt right back to where he came from as well.

Sorry about your truck, but your pooch is handsome as can be!

 

[Come and Take It]

I have been dreading on opening
The garage door and going out
Front. Halfway through my second pot
Of coffee. Doing doggie Doo detail
In the backyard

Now reality Sets in. Yep my truck is still in the front yard
Still busted up front end and now the tires
Have gone flat
FIDO !
Ffff It Drive On !

This has totally screwed up my plan on moving
Leaving California in five days
I was going to use my truck to move my stuff
To Reno. But now I have to rent a U-Haul

This crap ain't going to pack itself !
Time to get my ass in gear

 

[bill harrell]

My wife said she thought the name come and take it was figuratively not literal. I told her know hablow was working under the cover for Eric Holdem. Something about too fast and too furious