First party

[Roger L Scott]

We don't care about your zombie-apocalypse. We have real solutions.
Contact us only if you understand that you've got very low chances to survive. Extremely expensive.

 

[Squirtgunsquirter]

What a strange post...

Zombie apocalypse? I don't see much of that on this site, everyone's too well grounded in reality.

Solutions... To what, exactly? Just solutions in general?

Contact you only if? You are contacting us!

 

[tmttactical]

Bag of mixed messages. Maybe click type bait. Bad location ---- Washington D.C. ? When has anything beneficial come from D.C., but I do believe it will be extremely expensive, everything connected to D.C. is.

 

[jontte]

confused...so we should contact you as it's expensive??
shall I send you a bag full of money?

 

[Squirtgunsquirter]

A bag? He said expensive.

Think pallets. Solutions like these aren't just handed out for a few measly bags.

Honestly, I'm curious what the heck is on offer here, but I'm not 100% sure my survival odds are so low that I need to contact them. Like maybe someone has worse odds, I should let them cut in line.

 

[jontte]

with pallets of money....like a plane load of pallets..

 

[Squirtgunsquirter]

Hell, for that kind of money I have some solutions.

 

[jontte]

me too,I can even provide "distant healing,unicorn therapy and sonic bowls" to cure you..

 

[user 5745]

me too,I can even provide "distant healing,unicorn therapy and sonic bowls" to cure you..

You forgot the crystals, jontte! It's not proper snake-oil if it doesn't have crystals in it!

 

[Mountain trapper]

Not interested in whatever this guy is selling.

 

[Squirtgunsquirter]

If the pattern holds true, he won't be back. No engagement on the forum, no nuanced arguments, no clever sales pitch. Just "buy my stuff, *******!" Then gone, into the aether.

 

[Kevin L]

What is he trying to say or accomplish?

 

[lonewolf]

more trolls....yawn.

 

[user 6493]

hmmmmmm,,,no link no contact info,,,,,,I think he is the one with the low survival chances

 

[user 6493]

more trolls....yawn.

heck he isn't even a good troll,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one and done

 

[tmttactical]

heck he isn't even a good troll,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one and done

Yeah, not much fun from original post. Oh well, on to the next wanna be troll.

 

[lonewolf]

what is it with trolls? one post and then never heard of again. haven't even got the guts for a good argument, at least that is entertaining.

 

[Squirtgunsquirter]

I've stuck around a while.

 

[lonewolf]

waste of time.

 

[Maverick]

*sigh

 

[Maverick]

Bag of mixed messages. Maybe click type bait. Bad location ---- Washington D.C. ? When has anything beneficial come from D.C., but I do believe it will be extremely expensive, everything connected to D.C. is.

First laugh of the day

 

[Proud Prepper]

Squirter is the best troll we have had here

 

[Maverick]

Squirter a troll? learn something new everyday

 

[Proud Prepper]

Squirter a troll? learn something new everyday

Yes he is, but he has had all his shots and went to obedience school....ok he didn't do all that well in obedience class, but he did pass it.

 

[Maverick]

lol

 

[tmttactical]

Now I am starting to enjoy this topic, minus the originals posters. SGS, is a troll and i never knew it, darn, fooled again!!!

 

[lonewolf]

Squirter is the best troll we have had here

SGS a troll? really?

 

[jimLE]

Troll troll troll your way roughly up the dry creek bed..no wait.get out n run.the zombies are coming.and throw rocks at them.if they aint moving to fast for ya.

 

[user 6493]

I've stuck around a while.

but Squirt,,,,I didn't know you were a troll