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Just cracked me up.
She's exaggerating a bit though, I had a simple belt knife, not a machete....(and my other gun was just a hold out gun in the pocket).
Alright, so I heard rattling outside my window (kind of like someone was jiggling the gate) and told my family, thinking it was a just a raccoon but that I should let them know. I come to find my family armed to the teeth with my dad with machete, a shot gun, and another gun checking outside while Amanda and DJ are crouched in the dark by the doors with swords and mom is poised at the window with a gun. Apparently I come from a family of ninjas and assassins.
Just cracked me up.
She's exaggerating a bit though, I had a simple belt knife, not a machete....(and my other gun was just a hold out gun in the pocket).