I'm seriously thinking about changing my tag to "NOAH"

[Magus]

My bag of cat food got a little rip in it and rather than pick it up, I left it for whatever drifted in. Along about dark, there was a ruckus in the back of my camper, so I got up to look... I wish I'd kept Sleeping! 3 adult raccoons, 5 little ones, three possums, two cats I don't recognize, and an armadillo were in there cleaning the mess up for me. Roscoe hopped up on a tote full of soup and made it like he was clapping and holding his hands up. he wanted a beer, Maude was looking for fruitcake, Ms B1tch ran like always and the 5 kits were like...Mom and Dad don't care, he must be the guy with the food! right now they're taking the trash out, gods know what they're doing with it, but the cans will all be in the yard in the morning. 0-o
Shaggy has settled in, the toilet is his home now it seems, he never leaves. I was wrong about who was crapping on the floor, it's the damned armadillo!
I haven't had so much fun in months! I think I'll pitch them some stale fruitcake and start a riot.

 

[Magus]

And a good night was had by all, Roscoe is wasted and growling and swatting things that aren't there and I THINK I just heard Ma Wildcat squall. I stuck my head out the hatch and squalled back, she answered, so maybe she'll be coming home?

Kind of fun watching the neighborhood light up all at once anyway. LOL