My New Ford Truck

[Come and Take It]

New Truck built by a company
which didn't get bail out money.

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck .
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, '*******!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

 

[Colt 1911]

Lmao

 

[Mike Quinn]

I gotta get me a radio like that lmao

 

[jimLE]

i cant view the pic..but i do love what the radio did..LMAO

 

[bill harrell]

Well thanks a lot Come and Take It.....( sarcasm)... I go out, drop sixty grand yelled the obscenity and the only thing happened was the interior light came on , on the drivers side. Gee thanks.... I already had a wife for that, although she was a lot better buy.:

 

[Come and Take It]

If you have an iPhone?
Ask Siri where the best place is to bury a body

 

[bill harrell]

Man ...I was fixing to do it, but I already got more flags by my name than a Penn state v/s Notra Dame halftime show

 

[Come and Take It]

Do it

 

[bill harrell]

IT told me ...no place within 30 miles

 

[Come and Take It]

It asks me if I will looking for a mortuary swamp dump funeral home cremation sites

 

[bill harrell]

I gotta get a better phone.....that thing took half an hour to understand me....It doesn't seem to speak redneck

 

[Wiredog8]

I gotta get a better phone.....that thing took half an hour to understand me....It doesn't seem to speak redneck

spit out yer tabbacky first.

 

[bill harrell]

That could be sir. But any woman to good fer Skoal ain't good enough fer me

 

[old_anorak]

I like that. Is it a bad thing that I've already figured out where to put bodies here on our place?

 

[bill harrell]

As long as no one else can figure it out.....NO... it ain't bad

 

[Chicknladee]

OMG! When I bought my car a couple years back the first thought I had (and mind, I did NOT say it out loud) was that I could carry 3 dead bodies in the trunk of that thing! I was used to driving small compact cars but after the head-on crash, hubby thought maybe a bigger vehicle might be a good thing! I still think the same thing every time I open my trunk!

 

[jimLE]

well dang..looks like i'll be switching from tracfone to iphone..all that is to good to be true..LMAO

 

[Lone Ranger]

spit out yer tabbacky first.

priceless buddy