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Is he going to fire his armed guards as well?
So, has England agreed to take this spoiled crybaby back?
Read it, its not a gun control thing, its a crime thing. Ozzy owns guns!
Of course he can't take those guns with him, England is a no-gun 'utopia' :rolleyes:.
Will we get to bid on those when he exits?:D
 
Is he actually sure he's in the US? 🤣

Just tell him he's in Wales and there's a drought on.
Pretty sure he is fed-up with Kommiefornia and is just over-shooting his exit to Florida :rolleyes:.
He was awesome back in the day, but if you watched the TV series, you could see what he had dwindled down to.:(
 
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I would rather be shot in the USA than stabbed in the UK.
Yeah, I watched them interview convicted murderers in the prisons up there in the "gun-free utopia". One described how he stabbed his victim 31 times and it still took them 30 minutes to die :mad:.
Be humane dammit!gaah
 
Who is Ozzie? why should I care where he lives?

Ozzie is a has been rock star who fried his brain decades ago on acid and booze. He married some controlling psycho wife who has royally screwed all of ozzies old band mates out of their share of cash. He isn't worth caring about, and is his opinion on anything has no validiy.
 
Who is Ozzie? why should I care where he lives?
He was the frontman on the band we loved in the late 70's called "Black Sabbath".
Today, he is only a spoiled 73y/o millionaire trying to find a safe place to park his colostomy bag. :(
 
So, has England agreed to take this spoiled crybaby back?

Of course he can't take those guns with him, England is a no-gun 'utopia' :rolleyes:.
Will we get to bid on those when he exits?:D
I was wondering that myself. I want that M1 I saw in the Osbornes, maybe that chrome 45 with a pic of Satan on it. Ah, my wasted youth listening to him and Sabbath. Poor old Oz hasn't been the same since he broke his neck a few years ago..
 
My ones saw Sabbath about 8 years ago- said then it was probably his last gig. He was to tour in 2019 with Judas priest, also from Ozzys hometown of Birmingham, but it got cancelled, has been rescheduled for next Feb. Can't imagine he'll be able for it- he's no Keith Richards ;)
 
Some of these posts are humorous... bash Ozzy all ya want, but the fact is that he DID make it in the music industry, which is not always easy to do. I know nothing about his wife, but the man had talent, even if you didn't agree with his music or his lyrics. I never even watched any of 'The Osbournes' (or whatever the TV show was called), by then I figured he had already gone downhill... but I still listen to his songs when they come on the radio. I have some audio cassettes of Ozzy, including the 'Blizzard of Ozz'---but no way to play 'em since my last cassette player died. Listening to the song 'Crazy Train' does NOT make me a devil worshipper, lol... ;)

Which reminds me of the time a friend & I decided to drive the length of the Pacific Coast Highway, from Mexico clear up to Canada, circa 1979 or 1980. We made it to the Sea Ranch in Mendocino County, where we smoked a bowl of weed and traded places in the driver's seat. We were on our way to Point Arena, driving through some incredibly beautiful coastal scenery, when Ozzy's song 'Crazy Train' came on the stereo (we had the cassette). My friend got all worked up and started taking those dangerous hairpin curves at speed... thought he was Mario Andretti behind the wheel, lol. He rocketed into a tight curve posted 15 m.p.h. at something like 45 or 50 m.p.h., and the parabolic curve sent us into the hillside... :oops:

The car ground into the dirt embankment and struck a rock, at which point we came to a sudden stop (seatbelts on) and my head spidered the shotgun side of the windshield, leaving a large outward dent in the glass. Bob's face got all torn up as he slammed into and knocked off the rearview mirror. We wound up getting a tow to Point Arena, where we lived in a motel for a week while the car was repaired. I had to ride a Mercedes minibus into Santa Rosa to find parts in a junkyard, but the ride was scenic... I think it ran along the Russian River. Anyway, our trip northward ended in Point Arena, as the car repairs sucked up the rest of our money, and we limped back to Dago on I-5, crossing the bridge into Coronado on fumes, lol. :rolleyes:

Whenever I hear 'Crazy Train' on my car stereo, courtesy of one of my local radio stations, I am reminded of that trip we took in our youth, and all the good times we had BEFORE my friend plowed into the hillside, lol. At least it was an 'inside curve'---so we plowed into the hillside and didn't soar off a tall cliff, lol. Funny thing, a rural sheriff drove by not 3 minutes after the wreck, he stepped out to see if we were okay and then arranged a tow via his radio. When he walked over to inspect the car (Datsun 1200), he MUST have seen the bag of weed and the pipe lying in the center console, but he simply ignored it... probably figured we were in enough trouble as it was, and we weren't going anywhere with the car hung up on a boulder, lol. I hid the evidence pronto as he walked back to his truck. Ah, the memories of my youth!!! And Ozzy was part of those memories, lol... :cool:

P.S. Now y'all excuse me as I go pull more weeds, lol... the never-ending war on weeds, ARRRRRGH!!! :confused:
 
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P.S. Now y'all excuse me as I go pull more weeds, lol... the never-ending war on weeds, ARRRRRGH!!! :confused:
When you are pulling weeds, do you pull the roots as well? I try to water an area where I'm going to water the day before I pull the weeds.

At the dog park, the small side has lots of goat heads. Yesterday a man and I were pulling the plants, but the ground was so dry that we couldn't get the roots out. We should have quit and waited to pull them when the ground was damp and the roots would come out.
 
I try to pull the taproot, but if it snaps, well, at least I got rid of everything above ground... and there's no guarantee that the vine will return from such damage. It IS better to pull 'em after it rains, the taproots come right up then... I've also found that gloves impede or hinder one's efforts to pull the taproot, bare fingers are better for getting under or between the radial branches and pinching the taproot below those branches. Don't forget to toss all goathead-laden vines in the trash! ;)
 
How can we help him to leave?
A former student of mine told me his dad met Ozzy at a concert, or something. Revering someone like Ozzy says a lot about a person.
At one time he was revereable, now he's a senile old fart who needs to hang it up. The last song he did I cared about was with Lemmy from Motorhead, that was over 5 years ago.

For all his faults and antics, he taught us to fear the MIC and big government in general.
 
I try to pull the taproot, but if it snaps, well, at least I got rid of everything above ground... and there's no guarantee that the vine will return from such damage. It IS better to pull 'em after it rains, the taproots come right up then... I've also found that gloves impede or hinder one's efforts to pull the taproot, bare fingers are better for getting under or between the radial branches and pinching the taproot below those branches. Don't forget to toss all goathead-laden vines in the trash! ;)
I made this gizmo for my aunt once, like a miniature potato fork out of 1/4" rod and a piece of 2" plate welded to a tire iron. roots and all pop up with that!
 
@Wingnut we used to have a tool called a "beanhook" on the farm when I was a kid. It had what was basically a hoe handle with a hook shaped blade on the end. Worked great for big, tough weeds with thick stems, or for weeds that spread on the ground. You put the hook around the stem, and give a sharp yank back towards yourself. If the blade is good and sharp, the weed is instantly severed at the ground without having to bend over. Sounds like something that might work for the goatheads...
 
This isn't exactly the same, but it's the same idea.
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How can we help him to leave?
A former student of mine told me his dad met Ozzy at a concert, or something. Revering someone like Ozzy says a lot about a person.
Sorry Ozzy, you have been tossed into a pile with the other troublesome weeds that are being pulled up. :)
 
. We made it to the Sea Ranch in Mendocino County, where we smoked a bowl of weed and traded places in the driver's seat. We were on our way to Point Arena, driving through some incredibly beautiful coastal scenery, when Ozzy's song 'Crazy Train' came on the stereo (we had the cassette). My friend got all worked up and started taking those dangerous hairpin curves at speed... thought he was Mario Andretti behind the wheel, lol. He rocketed into a tight curve posted 15 m.p.h. at something like 45 or 50 m.p.h., and the parabolic curve sent us into the hillside... :oops:
The car ground into the dirt embankment and struck a rock, at which point we came to a sudden stop (seatbelts on) and my head spidered the shotgun side of the windshield, leaving a large outward dent in the glass. Bob's face got all torn up as he slammed into and knocked off the rearview mirror. !!! :confused:
Ok, slam me for being on topic, but this is just a trip down memory lane for @Wingnut :D.
Ah, the good-ol' days....

Now back to pulling goatheads... :rolleyes:
 
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I did love me some Black Sabbath back in the 70s and Ozzy’s work in the early 80s, but he and Sharon have nothing to say currently that matters.
 
I did love me some Black Sabbath back in the 70s and Ozzy’s work in the early 80s, but he and Sharon have nothing to say currently that matters.
True. Even if anyone could understand what they were saying :rolleyes:.
How many of us heard this song nonstop, back in the day?
We were such bad people, our parents were sure that the country was doomedgaah.
Black Sabbath:


Edit: Sorry back to goatheads 😠.
Here you can see them thrive in the 'hi-dez' where @Wingnut is:
goathead-puncturevine_68_goathead-01.jpg
 
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True. Even if anyone could understand what they were saying :rolleyes:.
How many of us heard this song nonstop, back in the day?
We were such bad people, our parents were sure that the country was doomedgaah.
Black Sabbath:


Edit: Sorry back to goatheads 😠.
Here you can see them thrive in the 'hi-dez' where @Wingnut is:
goathead-puncturevine_68_goathead-01.jpg

I think Our generation did OK. Gen Z is to blame for everything.
For the record, I identify as "EVIL".
 

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