This Valentine's Day, 'Feed Your Ex' to a Zoo Animal

[jazzy]

This Valentine's Day, 'Feed Your Ex' to a Zoo Animal​

For the second year in a row, the wild and crazy staff at the San Antonio Zoo offers the brokenhearted a novel way to oh-so-satisfyingly get back at their exes on Valentine's Day. Yes, their incredibly popular Cry Me a Cockroach Fundraiser is back!

For a small non-refundable donation of $5.00, $10.00, or $25.00, the zoo staff will "symbolically name a [cock]roach, rat, or veggie after your ex or not-so-special someone." The San Antonio Zoo staff will then happily feed your selection of a bug, a rodent, or a vegetable to a deserving and hungry zoo animal.

https://pjmedia.com/gwendolynsims/2...nes-day-feed-your-ex-to-a-zoo-animal-n4925501

 

[dademoss]

I do not have an ex wife, I guess I could nominate some dates that didn't make the grade . Sadly, I don't actually remember their real names . "Clown feet", and "desperate for sex to get back at my husband" are not really identifying for that purpose.

 

[Bacpacker]

I'd rather mine went thru a wood chipper before going to the animals for feeding.

I'd bet 100 bucks they'd like their @ss afterward to get the taste outta their mouth

 

[bkt]

Yeah, I don't have an ex, either. But there's no shortage of politicians' names I'd like to sponsor. Would that be OK?

 

[Neb]

Yeah, I don't have an ex, either. But there's no shortage of politicians' names I'd like to sponsor. Would that be OK?

Only if you can find an appropriate Hallmark card.

Ben

 

[Neb]

This Valentine's Day, 'Feed Your Ex' to a Zoo Animal​

For the second year in a row, the wild and crazy staff at the San Antonio Zoo offers the brokenhearted a novel way to oh-so-satisfyingly get back at their exes on Valentine's Day. Yes, their incredibly popular Cry Me a Cockroach Fundraiser is back!

For a small non-refundable donation of $5.00, $10.00, or $25.00, the zoo staff will "symbolically name a [cock]roach, rat, or veggie after your ex or not-so-special someone." The San Antonio Zoo staff will then happily feed your selection of a bug, a rodent, or a vegetable to a deserving and hungry zoo animal.

https://pjmedia.com/gwendolynsims/2...nes-day-feed-your-ex-to-a-zoo-animal-n4925501

What type of animal would one feed with a succubus ?

Ben

 

[jazzy]

ive heard skeeter spray works pretty good on those critters