(Stop now if you can't handle weak humor.)
Tom Petty, the whole thing was a religious event for me.
I heard he died, it was real heartbreaker. The next morning I read he was in the hospital, he came back from the dead! Maybe God told him don't come around here no more? Petty told God that I need to Know and I won't back down, God pushed him and he was Free Fallin all the way back to earth. The Waiting was giving him a Breakdown.
In the hospital, it was awful, Tom kept yelling Stop Dragging my Heart Around. He asked about getting a Change of Heart. The hospital was crowded, Tom shared a room with an American Girl and a Refugee. Good news, God found Room at the Top and called Tom back into heaven today.
I could keep going... I hope you enjoyed the humor (if you know his songs). You can groan now...