My crash course in cell phones
Wife taught me the computer and taught me how to use my iphone. She bought me my first smart phone the iphone 3, she told me to follow the instructions and keep it plugged in as she was leaving for Seattle, she called me to inform me she made it but apparently I didn't make it that far in the instruction, page two I think is the furthest I got, she called again and still I had no clue how to answer the g'damn phone so I called her on the house phone, she told me I had to slide the arrow right, I didn't even ask her to explain slide he arrow right to me. Anyway, she called the iphone again later that evening, she eventually called the house phone given up calling me on the iphone. Four day's later she made it back home, the next morning she wanted my iphone to show me how to use it, told her I was really busy and can we do it tomorrow ok sure, where is the phone, I told her I got to look for it as I started walking to the kitchen for some coffee and wouldn't you know it, she followed me... In short I learned a valuable lesson, don't put cell phones in the fireplace, the iphones don't like fires, it made a loud hissing sound and a pop and stunk to high heaven, She never did replace the iphone 3. In the end, I was really missing pagers and bag phones
A little over a year she (I think she finally cooled off) picked me up a iphone 4 and showed me how to use it like how to slide the arrow on the screen, a fxxken touch screen, I still would have been trying to figure that damn iphone 3 out to this day. When I was wanting a computer she gone out of her way to teach me how to use the computer, perhaps she was still haunted by the iphone 3, I'm just guessing here? Now, I did leave out a bunch of drama around the iphone 3, I just chalked it up with her having some form of mood swings.