Where dumb meets dumber, all in the same body. OYE, we're doomed, lol

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Curmudgeon

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Wow!

When I was patroling in my city, as a rookie, we received a "911" call because the elderly people living there had no toilet paper. Worst yet, as a rookie, I was ordered to deliver them some toilet paper. I guess this is what it means to be a "full service" police department.
 
I thought it was hilarious. I mean, who doesn't like a nice bark followed up by a good half inch of smoke (pink meat). I can taste that bark just talking about it.
 
Wow!

When I was patroling in my city, as a rookie, we received a "911" call because the elderly people living there had no toilet paper. Worst yet, as a rookie, I was ordered to deliver them some toilet paper. I guess this is what it means to be a "full service" police department.
Did you, uh, have to clean them up, too?
 
You can't fix "STUPID". Remember the idiot who called in to the radio show complaining about the deer crossing signs? Her comment was "How do the deer know that is where they are supposed to cross?" OMG! These people can breed and vote.
 
Our country seriously needs to re investigate a good eugenics program. people with an IQ under 100 ought not be allowed to breed!
 

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