Well.. I've really only got One, but.. It was one that we didn't even Realize
was one, until it was all over.. (and it came So Close to it -
literally - being "all over" for at least Some of us..
So, we're up in Ontario, Canada, at the perennial Family 'cottage', having a grand old time on the Lake (Stoco Lake, btw, for any ya'll familiar..
and we see, off in the distance, clear 'Thunderstorm-sign', and decide it's time to wrap things up in the water / get the kids inside (this was with 'extended Family', so.. BILs / SILs / FIL / 3 lil Nephews, and Our two Boys (Daughter wasn't in the mix, yet..) - 12 'souls' in all..
..So we moor the little fammy rowboat at the dock, get some of the kids 'floaties' etc up closer to the cabin.. And little by little, the once-distant "storm clouds" seem to all fuse into One big 'white wall of fog', just everywhere.. But the thunder continued to announce that, yah, we were gonna get a whippin pretty soon...
Still, we all figured it was gonna be little more than the typical 'rip snortin Thunderstorm' (which we all Loved, btw, especially all the Boys - weren't skeered one bit.. (well, at least till the less-than-a-mile thunderclaps hit, and of course they came running / shreiking like little girls, Lol...
..but this Front seemed.. different.. It was just like.. 'Solid White, everywhere' - almost like you'd see in a 'white squall' out at Sea - but we were on Land, and this 'originated' over Land, from the distance, and came towards and over the Lake, not the other way around.. So all the kids / Fam are in the cabin, boisterously snacking / changing / excitedly anticipating the Storms arrival.. but I was Outside 'standing guard', watching this monster front slowly advance - probably foolishly - behind a good, oh... 15-18" diameter Pine..
Huge Tree..
..and then the Wind starts picking up, as do the Lightning strikes.. And the wind picks up.. and up, and Rain starts coming down hard.. Suddenly, I see it - this like Solid white 'wall' of wind and debris and Downpour just Charging towards us / the Lake area, and within seconds it just Ka-Blam - Slams into the area and docks around us and tree I was behind, and it literally 'bent' the entire Tree - pushed into me a bit, and I was like.. 'Woah, uh... ' as I watched the 12' rowboat - which had just been being tossed back/forth like a cork in a dishwasher - gets lifted Up in the air, about 10' - and then is sent Flying -
straight horizontal - far, far out of my view (we ended up finding it, smashed, about 1/4 mile up the Lake-shore, next day..)
..and within those few seconds, like 2-3 maybe, this Massively loud 'roaring' starts crescendoing -
Over - the steady push of the Extreme-wind front, and just as I start to think 'Holy... there's More??!!' this 'second Blast-wave' of Wind just Slams into the Lake-front tree-lines, and I am watching 8-10-12" trees just Uprooting and/or flying - and the Tree that I am standing behind -
Starts to yield to the wind-front and begins to Fall towards the cottage 'covered porch' - where everyone is standing, watching out the windows..
..So of course, I take off running up the side of the cottage, Screaming my brains out
GET OFF THE PORCH!! GET OFF THE PORCH!!! NOW NOW NOW!!- and as I charge into the cabin, and rush thru the tiny kitchen / dining room - I watch as the tree - accompanied by what sounds like an Airplane hitting the ground -
FFFFFFFFWWWWWWHUUUMPP!!! - finishes its fall Directly in front of the cottage deck - missing the railing by a mere 3 inches..
..Of course, everyone on the porch erupts in a 'HOLY SH....!!!' and screams, and scramble-grabs the Boys / pulls them back towards the dining room but.. Had that thing been just 3' or so further Into the cottage-space - I probably would have watched them All get totally creamed... It.. would've been a Mess..
So, this crazy Front passes, and slowly things calm down, and now it's dark.. No power, of course, but no matter - Coleman lanterns / gas-stove / candles, etc a-plenty - and of course, the spigots on the 'Wodka' / Gin / Tequila flew open-wide for the Adults to calm down, but.. Man - we were all Quite Spooked by that..
Next am, we all ventured out at first light - still 'foggy', damp, and eerily
Dead-calm / silent - we were all Blown Away by what we saw.. Literally, a good 50% of these Massive Pines were either shredded, or simply blown over - with - no exaggeration - 20' 'root floors' sticking out of the ground - looked like Godzillas sandbox the weekend he tried Meth for the first time - and Trees completely
Thru other cabins' roofs / walls.. Good-size sail / fishing boats, up on land, smashed - Someone's ancient blue Ford pickup tossed upside down into a neighbors yard from god-knows-where it came, etc, etc..
..And, we Would have concluded "massive Microburst / Downburst", but.. When we ventured up the shore to try and find our boat - We saw the 'telltale fingerprint' in the Cattail fields.. Had to be at
Least 300' of flattened, unmistakably-circular 'swirlies' - like those 'crop circle' photos online - And there were 3 of them, over a pretty big, yet relatively close-together area, and a whole lotta Mess, between, so... To us, that signaled where a funnel had 'kissed', at the very least...
Later on in the day, when we ventured out into the nearest town (Tweed..) yep - they confirmed it - Twister had touched down near / over the Lake, then went on to wreak havoc on a couple smaller towns East of us, but.. Likely, it wasn't much more than an F2 (?? - never did hear the "official" conclusion on it, but..) Dang - that was Plenty Enough for us.. Tornadoes? Yah, No Thanks. I'll surf the occasional Quakes and dodge the Fires, thanks..
Ya'll stay safe this Season..
jd