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Magus

The Shaman of suburbia.
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Look behind you in that dark corner.
I change my fitted sheets once a year.
Now before you say "Ewww! No wonder he doesn't date!" Hear me out.
I put down a thin comforter on top of it, it gets washed, I tuck it in and there we go.
if it gets too cold I can wrap up in it as well as my covers and it reflects heat better.
So when I do get a date, I just have to change the one sheet to match it.
 
I change my fitted sheets once a year.
Now before you say "Ewww! No wonder he doesn't date!" Hear me out.
I put down a thin comforter on top of it, it gets washed, I tuck it in and there we go.
if it gets too cold I can wrap up in it as well as my covers and it reflects heat better.
So when I do get a date, I just have to change the one sheet to match it.
ALSO, lock the opossum out on date night! 😉
 
He and my Drinking buddy Roscoe coon seem to have abandoned me. Mice are coming in to commit suicide now. (3 young tomcats and 1 orange tortie female killing machine!)
 
My Tomcat Boxer just brought me a little present...
A screaming baby rat he ate half of and gave me half...
I needed to do laundry today anyway.
 
I change my fitted sheets once a year.
Now before you say "Ewww! No wonder he doesn't date!" Hear me out.
I put down a thin comforter on top of it, it gets washed, I tuck it in and there we go.
if it gets too cold I can wrap up in it as well as my covers and it reflects heat better.
So when I do get a date, I just have to change the one sheet to match it.
I believe it. I also belief (firmly) that if it wasn't for women, men would still be living in caves & driving sports car's to work. Also, most houses wouldn't have kitchens. They might have a microwave in the living room near the 100 inch TV though.
 
I believe it. I also belief (firmly) that if it wasn't for women, men would still be living in caves & driving sports car's to work. Also, most houses wouldn't have kitchens. They might have a microwave in the living room near the 100 inch TV though.
I don't have a 100" tv. The "actual stove" has dinner simmering on a burner. My "sports car" is a 2018 Subaru . I may not be trypical.
 
I change my fitted sheets once a year.
Now before you say "Ewww! No wonder he doesn't date!" Hear me out.
I put down a thin comforter on top of it, it gets washed, I tuck it in and there we go.
if it gets too cold I can wrap up in it as well as my covers and it reflects heat better.
So when I do get a date, I just have to change the one sheet to match it.
Hmmmmmm.........I'm not sure why, but I like that idea. There are two of us in my bed (no. I don't live with an opossum) so it really wouldn't work. But. I still like it. Changing sheets wears me out.
 
I take that back, Son of Roscoe was on the stoop when I went to feed the cats. He got a bag of saltines the late mouse wrecked. :p
We had a raccoon once when we lived out in the woods. She was huge and she would bring her kids up to the slider and scratch on it to come in. Our indoor-outdoor cat disappeared and I think he went to shack up with Miss Raccoon. From that point on we never let our cats go outdoors.
 
I have to change sheets often, too much German Shepherd hair!
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I change my fitted sheets once a year.
Now before you say "Ewww! No wonder he doesn't date!" Hear me out.
I put down a thin comforter on top of it, it gets washed, I tuck it in and there we go.
if it gets too cold I can wrap up in it as well as my covers and it reflects heat better.
So when I do get a date, I just have to change the one sheet to match it.
I 100% cleaned absolutely everything in my wing of Hill House. I do that about once week...with simply shaking the buhgeezus out of the sheets pretty much every day in between the actual washing. Bed stuff...blankets on my lounges...even the bed sheets that "live" over my recording equipment. All for a very good reason. Three months ago I had to book in to see my GP...and a specialist. Itching in my chest. Coughing up a lot of yuck...horrible. Sputum sample...nothing. X-Rays...nothing. I noticed what seemed like a bit of grit in my bed. Scooped it into a jar...and got it to the Doc. DUST MITES!!!!!!
 

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