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Subject: America Today.....
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to
decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be
used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up yours!"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up after I'm arrested for "threatening" the police. Reporter
asks if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am thereafter referred to a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the
police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot, to gain recognition.
Moral to the Story: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
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8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to
decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be
used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up yours!"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up after I'm arrested for "threatening" the police. Reporter
asks if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am thereafter referred to a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the
police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot, to gain recognition.
Moral to the Story: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
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