Went to a hibachi/sushi restaurant yesterday, my fortune cookie said "hope for the best, but prepare for the worst". Best one I've ever read!
Best Chinese fortunes found in a cookie
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yeah..that is a good one..even if times were great and looking better all then time.it's still one of the best.
I'm waiting for the one that reads, "help, I'm held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory".
ROTFLMAO!!
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My wife and I went out to eat with another couple to a Chinese restaurant. When we read the fortune cookies, Joe started laughing when he read his fortune cookie. He would not let his wife see it, but he showed it to me:
"A dark haired woman will buy you a gift."
His wife has black hair. When we finally stopped laughing, he asked me if he should show it to his wife, and I said "not yet, wait to see what happens." and then we both laughed ourselves silly. I didn't tell my wife for several weeks what it said.
"A dark haired woman will buy you a gift."
His wife has black hair. When we finally stopped laughing, he asked me if he should show it to his wife, and I said "not yet, wait to see what happens." and then we both laughed ourselves silly. I didn't tell my wife for several weeks what it said.
Ok, yes this is my first and only forum, and I am new to computers and all, but I gotta ask, what does that mean in English?ROTFLMAO!!
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Love it! Ok, I'm a little behind the times!
LOL you mean best fortunes found in an american cookie?
I knew it was rat on a stick!
