Well it's been a hellish day.
Next door in brzen full daylight entered my front yard and as casually as you please started throwing my fire wood over the fence into their yard.
I roared at them and forgot I was a lady for a bit.
I rung the police and no sooner did I get off the phone than his idiot mate came speeding down the road, did a doughnut and a burn out, lost control of the vehicle and skidded into a power pole, snapped it off level with the ground and ended up sideways in someones yard.
My next door yelled at him to hide the vehicle in his back yard.
And so, I was on the phone again with the police reporting a hit and run.
Police, paramedics, the electricity company and fire brigade all turned up and my reported incident got shuffled to the back of the que as was right and proper.
I spoke to my landlord and they are building a 6 foot fence at the front of the property and I spoke to some friends who breed German Shepherds and I'm buying a massive adult male called Death. Sounds bloody perfect to me. Death is obedience trained and has been cleared for hip and elbow displasia.
I can hardly wait.