GMO plants...

[SheepDog]

I want to grow a bush or tree that grows pizzas. I need to join a pig, cow, tomato, onion, oregano, olive and wheat into a plant that combines it all into a pizza fruit - or veggie? - or whatever so long as I get a pizza out of it.
That way I can pick it when it is ripe and throw it into the oven at 425F for 12 to 15 minutes and have a really good pizza. Can anyone help with the genetics to make this work?

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

I could, but the information you are asking for is proprietary.

 

[SheepDog]

Does that mean I can get the information for a price?

 

[TMT Tactical]

Does that mean I can get the information for a price?

Yes, just contact your local Chinese hacker (NOTE: Chinese consulate best contact location) and for a nominal fee they will share this or any other proprietary information required.

 

[SheepDog]

They put people in jail for contacting the Chinese, right?

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

No problem, I have Chinese relatives in high places. I will send you their bank account # where the appropriate pre-determined facilitation payment for such valuable information can be made. After that, if no Nigerian princes try to help out, I will send you a seed for the specified tree. You can expect the tree to start producing in about 25 years, unless of course, Monsanto sues and you are required to cut it down.

 

[SheepDog]

:groupdancing:I'm gonna have a pizza tree! I'll put my brand on it so Monsanto will be fooled into thinking that it is just similar and not really their property. Besides they will need to get a search warrant to get on my property to investigate and folks have been known to disappear and never return around here. I think the bears get them or maybe the wolves or pigs. It's hard to know for sure when no bodies are found.

 

[Meerkat]

Does that mean I can get the information for a price?

Your avatar reminds me of a wolf we had in the mid to late 1950s he looks a lot like our Wolfy. He was a sturdy wolf, large animal, he got snake bit in head and it swelled but he lived, he got buck shot in the face and neck,blinded him in one eye. He was a very good animal and beautiful.

 

[The Lazy L]

They put people in jail for contacting the Chinese, right?

No not the Chinese, just the Russians.

 

[The Lazy L]

... they will need to get a search warrant to get on my property to investigate...

They will just stand downwind on a hot day.

 

[joel]

I have heard of a fruit salad tree, but not a pizza tree.
I would like a money plant myself.

 

[SheepDog]

"Your avatar reminds me of a wolf we had in the mid to late 1950s he looks a lot like our Wolfy. He was a sturdy wolf, large animal, he got snake bit in head and it swelled but he lived, he got buck shot in the face and neck,blinded him in one eye. He was a very good animal and beautiful."

It looks a lot like my Norwegian Elkhound, which is why I chose it. She was a remarkable dog. If she didn't trust somebody I knew to keep an eye on them. She loved little children and pulling sleds. She was a very large Elkhound at just over 70 pounds and as fit as any dog. She used to pick and eat blackberries.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

I would like a money plant myself.

I believe in service with a smile. Check your pm box for the co-ordinates of the spot where you can plant 3 gold maple leafs. They will only grow in this particular spot and no where else. Plant, water, and wait. Money trees do not like to be observed growing, so please go home and mow the lawn or something when you are finished.

 

[Meerkat]

"Your avatar reminds me of a wolf we had in the mid to late 1950s he looks a lot like our Wolfy. He was a sturdy wolf, large animal, he got snake bit in head and it swelled but he lived, he got buck shot in the face and neck,blinded him in one eye. He was a very good animal and beautiful."

It looks a lot like my Norwegian Elkhound, which is why I chose it. She was a remarkable dog. If she didn't trust somebody I knew to keep an eye on them. She loved little children and pulling sleds. She was a very large Elkhound at just over 70 pounds and as fit as any dog. She used to pick and eat blackberries.

Whatever she is she is beautiful.

I don't buy GMO at all. Now they maybe GMO and falsely tagged but we don't buy them on purpose.

 

[SheepDog]

I have no use for GMO plants - this was posted as a joke base for those dreams of "unobtainable" plants or just silly ideas.
It may not last but it is good for comic relief.