At least you are staying in the Walmart dress code!did you slip and hit your head on the pool rim?....roflmao......shorts,two shirts and sweat headband !
elk dont wear them things...i put a jock strap on and sweatband and pedal home first...guarantee getting home untouched...people run the other way upon seeing that for sure...bike have to have streamers and thumb bell...ringggg ringgggg!