From what I read you are sitting at the top of the heap. You've got it going on and I like your humor as well as your solid stance. Once a country boy, I am in the Burbs now and can't stand it. I am a Stranger in a Strange Land. I don't know if you've ever read that book but it was about an alien coming to earth. I too do not fit in. Thank you for all your posts. I'm still working my way through as many of these posts as I can in a day. Big task.Parking attendant, huh? Well not much call for that with cattle all around. Closest area might be St. Louis and it's not worth a 2 hour trip one way. I can sit at home and read, lol. Glad to have you here.