It's George Washington's birthday today!

[Lenny]

It's George Washington's birthday today!
It used to be a national holiday.

 

[Magus]

Well, OK. George grew hemp, so I'll spark up. He liked his hops beer, so I'll grab a Michelob, fry some corn fritters, wish I had his Oak teeth to chew them with, and realize that if not for him, we simply would not be.

(nobody bring up this half-black son, Monique left for Atlanta years ago!) *Sigh*