Jokes and Humor

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[Ekatarina]

That is so good LOL and funny

 

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[Magus]

Proof humanity is doomed.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Bacpacker]

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Every fam Saturday night, along with HeeHaw. HeeHaw was tolerable since they had a bunch of pretty girls, and Roy Clark playin guitar

 

[Bacpacker]

Barbie Benton was my favorite

 

[angie_nrs]

I hated Hee Haw!.......just not sure if I hated it more than Lawrence Welk.

I remember patiently (or not so much) waiting for Friday night for the Dukes of Hazard!

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Neb]

I hated Hee Haw!.......just not sure if I hated it more than Lawrence Welk.

I remember patiently (or not so much) waiting for Friday night for the Dukes of Hazard!

They were equally empty with me.

LW would wave his hands and walk off stage..

Hee Haw I only remember "gloom despair and ...."

Ben

 

[Pearl]

OMG!! Hating Heehaw!!

 

[LadyLocust]

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Now that makes sense!

 

[Neb]

OMG!! Hating Heehaw!!

I stand by my disdain of them both.

Ben

 

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[Caribou]

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT​

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.​ Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!​ Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake.​ Call Stephanie. And the WINNER is ... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the century Thought from the greatest living Scottish thinker -- Billy Connolly: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" ​

Children are quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got

here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing

your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without

using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell

'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you

asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the

chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking

about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's

H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one

important thing we have today that

we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always

get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the

ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not

only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,

do you know why his father didn't

punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the

axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum

is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on

'My Dog' is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a

person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

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[jazzy]

new fashion for men
pee jeans- coms with own stain

im not real sure this is a joke) on sale now for $600.00

Home STAIN STONEWASH JEANS
Description:

The Stain jeans feature a stonewash stain on the crotch and the Demonology horn detail embroidered on each back pocket, making them the ultimate JORDANLUCA denim piece. The jeans are high rise with a tapered leg, ensuring a perfect fit.

• Tapered leg
• High-rise
• Button closure
• Made of 100% cotton
• Made in Italy
• Care: Machine wash

https://www.jordanluca.com/products/untitled-sep1_22-02?variant=43991654072568

 

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[kd4ulw]

new fashion for men
pee jeans- coms with own stain

I prefer to save $600 and pee stain my jeans the old fashioned way.

 

[joel]

I do not pay $600.00 for a suit & tie with socks, so they can keep their jeans.

 

[Caribou]

I do not pay $600.00 for a suit & tie with socks, so they can keep their jeans.

Yea, but they are on sale from $809 and you get to have Satan’s horns on your butt.

 

[Magus]

I'm a Walmart cargo pants/army surplus fan myself, I've never crushed my junk wearing those.