Jokes and Humor

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[jazzy]

it is snowing right now, been off and all day, supposed to get an inch or 2 or more. maybe spring will get here in june.....

 

[Lenny]

it is snowing right now, been off and all day, supposed to get an inch or 2 or more. maybe spring will get here in june.....

DARN! Where do you live?

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[INresponse]

 

[jazzy]

DARN! Where do you live?

CO mountains. beutiful place i love. a bit frosty right now tho.

 

[dademoss]

 

[bkt]

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As a firm believer in the axiom "If you can't pronounce it incorrectly, don't try to pronounce it at all", I found this absolutely wonderful. Thanks!

 

[WVDragonlady]

I imagine you can use any beverage

 

[Caribou]

The Italian Vacation

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”

“United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late.
So, where are you staying in Rome?”
“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.”
“That dump! That’s the worst hotel in Rome. The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.”
“That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it!”
A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful,” explained the man. “Not only were we on time in one of United’s brand-new planes, but it was over-booked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful young stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel! Well, it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They were overbooked too, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”
“Well,” muttered the barber. “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked in. As I knelt down, he spoke to me.”
“What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Where’d you get the rotten haircut’?”

 

[LadyLocust]

I imagine you can use any beverage

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@Pearl has a new favorite game

 

[jazzy]

dad takes daughter deer hunting first time--short video--good one!

 

[Pearl]

@Pearl has a new favorite game

And remember, I'm highly competitive!!

 

[Lenny]

dad takes daughter deer hunting first time--short video--good one!

I'll call the buck.
Buck, buck, bo buck. Banana nanna foe.......Oh, never mind.

 

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[Bacpacker]

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You forgot preperparing the meals

 

[angie_nrs]

I'll call the buck.
Buck, buck, bo buck.

Fee, Fi, Foe........ well, you know.

 

[Lenny]

Fee, Fi, Foe........ well, you know.

Yep. It's on the post.

 

[Haertig]

Protesters that day had been demanding that the university divest from Israel and cut ties with the Boeing Company, a defense contractor that has provided bombs used by the Israel Defense Forces in Gaza.

Ahhh, ... so THAT's what they're doing with all those 737 Max's that are stagnating in their inventory. Use them as smart bombs.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/11/us/professors-campus-arrests-invs/index.html

 

[jazzy]

southern GPS
dang if i could still drive id get me one of these. see--my southern is coming out already.

 

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[kd4ulw]

 

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