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Until the wild hogs come and heights are no longer scary!!
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Yep. There are some HUGE ones in Texas.Until the wild hogs come and heights are no longer scary!!
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WOW! 600 pounds?
More than that! The ranch across the road got a couple around 600lbs years ago, they were smaller than that one! They had a drive over scale for weighing cattle, they would weigh some of the really big hogs out of curiosity!!
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My cousin and I were at his sister and husband's acreage somewhere about 30 miles north of The Woodlands, Texas and decided to go hunting for them. His 12 year old daughter and her friend tagged along. Well, we heard this HEAVY grunting that echoed around the trees. We automatically went into a pose to protect the kids. We waited about five minutes and then went back to the guy's house. We sure would have liked to go after them but we were REALLY worried about the kids.
Back in my younger, braver days we were hiking on the place behind us! We came up on a large male rooting around a downed tree. We backed up for a bit, really quietly the turned around and ran! Hubby is slow and I was through the barbed wire fence and stretching it open for him! He just said, " thanks, I think"!! I said sorry, but I only have to outrun the slowest person and you have the gun! We still laugh about it today!!
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This Halloween the only Candy I want to see works in a bar and swings from a pole.
Yes he did!!You really posted that for @Neb didn’t you?
