Jokes and Humor

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Needs more bacon and less green.

 

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[VThillman]

Granny Weatherwax has a, um, limited sense of humor.

 

[VThillman]

However, coyotes can't fly, so they resisted that lie. (Roadrunners don't say beep-beep nearly as often as they'd have us believe.)

 

[Amish Heart]

No, they don't. We get a few running our yard catching lizards. They don't say anything.

 

[The Innkeeper]

You mean Wile Coyote and the Roadrunner isn’t a documentary? Next you will be telling me Bugs can’t conduct a symphony, Daffy isn’t a real duck, pigs don’t stutter and Marvin isn’t really from Mars.

How horrible... I think I might be triggered.

 

[Terri9630]

However, coyotes can't fly, so they resisted that lie. (Roadrunners don't say beep-beep nearly as often as they'd have us believe.)

No, they don't. We get a few running our yard catching lizards. They don't say anything.

They sound like raptor from Jurassic park. Scared the snot out of me one morning . I was not expecting that kind of sound from a smallish bird.

 

[Cnsper]

I saw one paint a tunnel once

 

[VThillman]

You mean Wile Coyote and the Roadrunner isn’t a documentary? Next you will be telling me Bugs can’t conduct a symphony, Daffy isn’t a real duck, pigs don’t stutter and Marvin isn’t really from Mars.

How horrible... I think I might be triggered.

The Wiley and Beep-Beep saga is allegory. It tells us that, no matter how carefully the Wise Guy plans, serendipity favors the Beep-Beeps. That seems unlikely, but how else to explain how I survived young adulthood?

 

[The Innkeeper]

The Wiley and Beep-Beep saga is allegory. It tells us that, no matter how carefully the Wise Guy plans, serendipity favors the Beep-Beeps. That seems unlikely, but how else to explain how I survived young adulthood?

That’s frighteningly profound

 

[JAC]

No, they don't. We get a few running our yard catching lizards. They don't say anything.

Actually they do make noises. I have a couple who are full timers it seems on this property. They have become very used to me and no longer run away. I can get pretty close to them most times. They make a kind of clucking noise similar to a chicken but a bit more high pitched. They don't do it very often though. Oh yeah... they also can fly. Here he is:

 

[Amish Heart]

I'll have to listen for them! Usually they are running around with a lizard in their mouth.

 

[JAC]

 

[GrannyG]

This answer to this question cracked me up...

Question : a dozen eggs were accidentally left on my counter and they still feel cold... Are they still good?

BB …..The chickens don’t refrigerate them

 

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