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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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jazzy said:
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Remember I’m me. I got hung up on this because he was tilling something rather than ’til (until). I know - I know- work on my people skills

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LadyLocust said:
Remember I’m me. I got hung up on this because he was tilling something rather than ’til (until). I know - I know- work on my people skills

Just get busy making my Christmas presents!

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Pearl

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d_marsh said:
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That reminds me, I need to post in my 20 HP mower thread, Hubby has a problem,

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How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You

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love these guys

Signs You Might Be A Woman

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dademoss said:
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Fact check true. 4:30 is my normal wake-up time and the animals know it. So I was up at 3:30 this morning feeding them, then walking the dog for an hour.