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A state government employee was stuck in his office, bored out of his mind. In an attempt to kill time, he started rummaging through an old filing cabinet.
Buried under years of forgotten paperwork, he found a dusty brass lamp.
"This would look great on my mantel," he thought and took it home.
That evening, as he polished the lamp, a genie suddenly appeared.
"You have three wishes," the genie declared.
Excited, the man blurted out, "I wish for an ice-cold soda right now!"
POOF! A soda appeared on his desk. He grabbed it and chugged it down.
Now thinking more clearly, he made his second wish: "I want to be on an island full of beautiful, passionate women!"
POOF! He found himself on a tropical island, surrounded by stunning women giving him sultry looks.
Grinning, he made his third and final wish: "I wish I never had to work again!"
POOF!
He was back in his government office.
