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[Cnsper]

 

[Cnsper]

 

[Cnsper]

 

[GrannyG]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Bacpacker]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

I was gonna say, they live in the wrong neighborhood.
My wife made a snowwoman once. Had me pose with it so she could get my pic. Of course I was behind it reaching around. LOL She still has that pic somewhere. Might need to post that on the book of faces and see what kind of reaction it'd get.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

But, but,...it's not digital..

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Bacpacker]

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Jim

Bout every single day!!!

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Sentry18]

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I have seen some seriously unattractive climate protesters. That photographer may have done us a HUGE favor. A huge purple haired scary looking favor.

 

[Morgan101]

Maybe this will work better.

 

[Morgan101]

I dusted the house one time. It all came back. I'm not falling for that again.