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Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here. Wait, there may be some republicans and Libertarians...
 
How did he lock it with the key fob in the car?
 
I drove to the Circle K to get a bottled water and as I drove up, I noticed these 2 police watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there!. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? And being nosy as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
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I love it!
 

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