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Jim
 
After the final judgement day, a group of Kennedy conspiracy theorists came up to God and said,
"God, we know that you told us what happened on earth is in our past and irrelevant now, here in heaven,
but we just have to know the truth about Kennedy, and who was responsible for his assassination."
God said, "OK, I've advised all of you to leave earthly problems behind, but I'm going to tell you the truth
so all of you can move on here in heaven. John F. Kennedy was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.....
Oswald had no help in planning or executing the assassination....he acted alone....there was no conspiracy. OK ?"
In the back of the group, one conspiracy theorist nudged another one with his elbow and whispered,
"This is even BIGGER than we thought."
 

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