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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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phideaux

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The Lazy L

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Haertig

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The word positioning here is very telling (and true!) Congrats on a job well done in the TV section of todays newspaper.

phideaux

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Jim

phideaux

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Jim

phideaux

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Supervisor42

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phideaux said:
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Jim

That looks like a great idea for corn!

The joke must be: What is that silly, yuppie, garter-belt thingy on the wine bottle?

Last edited: Aug 3, 2020

Haertig

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Aug 3, 2020

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Supervisor42 said:
That looks like a great idea for corn!

I always liked the way the dad buttered his corn in E.T. Spread the butter on a slice of bread, then wrap that around the corn and twirl it.

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phideaux said:
Jim

One of the local school districts have school buses parked in areas where there are no or poor internet connections. The bus has wifi and the kids can connect their school-issued computers to it.
I am hoping with all the online classes the broadband infrastructure gets upgraded in the rural areas.