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In a recent paper.

FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.

45 Volumes.
Excellent condition.

$100 or best offer.

Reason for sale: No longer required.

Got married last weekend.

Wife knows everything.
 
rusty said:
In a recent paper.

FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.

45 Volumes.
Excellent condition.

$100 or best offer.

Reason for sale: No longer required.

Got married last weekend.

Wife knows everything.
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DWife got me a T-Shirt that says"I do not need Google, My Wife Knows everything".
 
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angie_nrs said:
This also neglects to mention the 30-60 truck loads of cement needed to stick these things in the ground. :mad:

What a farse these monstrosities are!
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Well, don't tell nobody or you will be condemned as a "climate denier".
You forgot to add that their blades (that wear out) must be buried and will take 1000 years to decompose rendering the land useless for 10 Centuries!
https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/new-laws-address-floridas-algae-pythons-iguanas-sea-levels.10763/post-280484
Thank goodness we are saving the environment with "Zero Emissions" wind power!
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Supervisor42 said:
Well, don't tell nobody or you will be condemned as a "climate denier".
You forgot to add that their blades (that wear out) must be buried and will take 1000 years to decompose rendering the land useless for 10 Centuries!
https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/new-laws-address-floridas-algae-pythons-iguanas-sea-levels.10763/post-280484
Thank goodness we are saving the environment with "Zero Emissions" wind power!View attachment 49831View attachment 49836
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They kill thousands of birds yearly including bald eagles.
 
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