Jokes and Humor

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[Neb]

Old joke where the word "idiot" replaces a politically incorrect term.

Two idiots were putting siding on a house with one on a ladder nailing the siding and a second on the ground pulling nails from a can and handing them to the first. The first noticed the second was inspecting the nails and throwing many away.

First asks: Why are you throwing those nails away?

Second answers: Some of the nails have the head on the wrong end.

First repkies: Don't thow them away. We can use those on the other side of the house.

Ben

 

[The Lazy L]

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Rotate the wall 180 degrees will solve your problem.

 

[Neb]

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Rotate the wall 180 degrees will solve your problem.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

3

1 to hold the bulb
2 to turn the ladder

Re: idiots changing light bulbs

Check out YouTube on that topic

Ben

 

[Cnsper]

 

[SheepDog]

I would be proud to be the one that shoots and kills the last buffalo, was never said by any indian.

 

[Neb]

I would be proud to be the one that shoots and kills the last buffalo, was never said by any indian.

Off topic (OT)

If I find myself in what I believe is an EMP situation, I have plans to take my bolt cutters and set free the buffalo in the game preserve that is 3 miles from my place. Setting them free is an investment in a future meat source. Letting them stay locked up will doom them to the unprepared masses..
Ben

 

[GrannyG]

 

[Neb]

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That explains the donkey as the dems.

Ben

 

[Meerkat]

I would be proud to be the one that shoots and kills the last buffalo, was never said by any indian.

Thats right they were too busy killing each others tribes.

 

[Meerkat]

That explains the donkey as the dems.

Ben

Ben dems can only wish the yhad the sense of a donkey.

 

[Neb]

Ben dems can only wish the yhad the sense of a donkey.

So it is a goal to aspire too. (Is that a dangling participle?)

Ben

 

[Meerkat]

Thats right they were too busy killing each others tribes.

I love all peoples and ,well most, but I wanna brag about me myself and mine instead of just keep hearing how bad we are,we must have done something right.

Replace 'Talk' with 'Brag',

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

This one, is gonna be there awhile.

 

[Mr.Meer]

You can't make this stuff up.

 

[dademoss]

This one, is gonna be there awhile.


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We need more chlorine in the gene pool.

 

[Mr.Meer]

How to get a six pack.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Cnsper]

This one, is gonna be there awhile.


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It would be less work if they just threw it through the fence. Don't have to lift the bucket so high.

 

[joel]

It would be less work if they just threw it through the fence. Don't have to lift the bucket so high.

Just need brains