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Lots of truth in this one. Gotta get front wheel off the ground and all crossed up. Makes for a better pic. Reminds me of my high school days.
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Subject: Fwd: Wedding Ceremony
At the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up.
She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.
The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.
Then the groom's mother fainted.
The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."
And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.
At the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up.
She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.
The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.
Then the groom's mother fainted.
The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."
And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.
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The question came up, "Why do bears sleep all winter?"
I mean bears can be ornery suckers. But why do they get to sleep all winter. Yeah, it's cold outside and food is scarce but we don let our Kids stay in bed all winter. Our wives won't let Husbands sleep most any day of our lives so why do bears get to stay in the sack all winter?
Thank goodness for the internet. I did some searches and found out. After years of study on the phenome, scientist and animal experts agree as to the root cause of the behavior.
After thousands of years of human cohabitation with bears, it seems no one on the planet is brave enough to wake one up.
I mean bears can be ornery suckers. But why do they get to sleep all winter. Yeah, it's cold outside and food is scarce but we don let our Kids stay in bed all winter. Our wives won't let Husbands sleep most any day of our lives so why do bears get to stay in the sack all winter?
Thank goodness for the internet. I did some searches and found out. After years of study on the phenome, scientist and animal experts agree as to the root cause of the behavior.
After thousands of years of human cohabitation with bears, it seems no one on the planet is brave enough to wake one up.
Right?!
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