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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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That dog....I have that dog. Looks just like him, too. His name is Chookie.

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Peanut said:
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Grandma made a lot if those.

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Haertig

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If this is as artistic as you need to be for the job, maybe I should get into statue restoration (original on the right, restored version on the left):

I can't help but hear a high squeaky voice in my head, "Ohhhhh noooooooooooo!!!" Who was the restoring artist, ... Mr. Hands?

Sculpture restoration work draws laughs, memories in Spain