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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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Awesome Friend

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Peanut

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phideaux

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phideaux

Old fashioned

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,367

Jim

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,372

Cnsper said:
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Wait....what? You got PAID??!?!?

Peanut

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,373

Peanut

Awesome Friend

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,374

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,377

Jim

Bacpacker

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,378

Bet that'll leave a mark

Meerkat

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Neighbor

Nov 19, 2020

#12,379

Peanut said:
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Are you spying on me?

This is weird, I seldom eat cheese by itself, an hour ago after a handfull of grapes I ate A SINGLE SLICE OF CHEESE. I'm still hungry.

Peanut

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Neighbor

Nov 19, 2020

#12,381

Peanut

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,382

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,383

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,384

Jim

snappy1

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,385

Peanut said:
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It figures. It's a schnauzer!

Meerkat

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Nov 19, 2020

#12,387

phideaux said:
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Yep and everytime they try to end the call start another subject. But bless their heart they are just trying to make a living. I have been ashemed of myself for being rude to them, now I just say no and have a nice day.
In the 60s I sold Time Life Magazines for a few weeks.They didn't care how old you were relly long as you change the b-day.No picture on anything back then.