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True story… decades ago I’d flown home for the holidays. Mom had wanted a treadmill machine and got one for Christmas. I told my mom (clumsy by nature) “Be careful or you’ll end up like George Jetson walking his dog”.

A few months went by and I happen to call home, dad answered the phone which he almost never did. I asked why, he said “Your mom got her housecoat hung on the treadmill machine, she fell down and it rubbed most of the skin off her knees!”

I couldn’t help it, I almost died laughing… I knew it was going to happen sooner or later…
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Mom and machines never did get along.


For those who may not remember it's at the 1:50 mark of this video...
 
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