Jokes and Humor

[Haertig]

I believe I've eaten there!

 

[Haertig]

I sometimes search Amazon for free eBooks to add to my collection. How could I not buy this one ($0)? It is so "me".

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BLVKZD4

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[VThillman]

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Ah yes, the pursed lips, the determined focus (so the camera doesn't wobble). Unfortunately, the beard (to conceal the double chin) is not available.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Cascadian]

My wife got irritated that I was putting candy wrappers back in the bowl. Hey I can take a hint I started leaving them on the counter next to the bowl.

 

[Meerkat]

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a 2nd bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Jim

I like Lea *Perrins but hubby likes A1.Only problem is we have more sauce than steaks

 

[VThillman]

I like Lea *Perrins but hubby likes A1.Only problem is we have more sauce than steaks

I know I have bought several bottles, but not since I've been living alone. I use other. more specialized sauces. 'Cause horseradish sauce don't work good on everything.

 

[Meerkat]

I know I have bought several bottles, but not since I've been living alone. I use other. more specialized sauces. 'Cause horseradish sauce don't work good on everything.

Sometimes you have to use your imagination VThil. .

 

[Peanut]

 

[Neb]

Ah yes, the pursed lips, the determined focus (so the camera doesn't wobble). Unfortunately, the beard (to conceal the double chin) is not available.

1)
You know your beard is getting long when it gets caught in your case when you put your smart phone in its case.

2)
I had to teach my son when he was young and was trying to get my attention that;

"My beard is not a handle for my face."

Ben

 

[Neb]

I like Lea *Perrins but hubby likes A1.Only problem is we have more sauce than steaks

At a fancy restraunt the waiter gave me a funny look when I asked for A1 implying the steak did not need steak sauce. I told him;

I like steak with my steak sauce.

Ben

 

[Meerkat]

At a fancy restraunt the waiter gave me a funny look when I asked for A1 implying the steak did not need steak sauce. I told him;

I like steak with my steak sauce.

Ben

You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood.

 

[joel]

I turned 60 on 12/10/2020.
I had a party at my sons house, we had steak & chicken.
We had A1 & 57, no Worcestershire sauce, I like it, but did not use any sauce on my steak.
It was perfect right off the grill, bake white & sweet potatoes, Asparagus, greenbeans, salad,upside down cake with cherries & pineapple slices.

 

[Meerkat]

I turned 60 on 12/10/2020.
I had a party at my sons house, we had steak & chicken.
We had A1 & 57, no Worcestershire sauce, I like it, but did not use any sauce on my steak.
It was perfect right off the grill, bake white & sweet potatoes, Asparagus, greenbeans, salad,upside down cake with cherries & pineapple slices.

Sounds like a great day and feast.

 

[Neb]

You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood.

I grew up poor and never tasted it until I was in the Navy. The young officer that ran the mess hall thought the budget for the quarter was for a month. We ate really good that month. I would go back for seconds and thirds.

Later I learned that liver was good if cooked properly.

Ben

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[angie_nrs]

Ahhhhhh.....the joys of aging

 

[Bacpacker]

I used to always have A-1 with my steak and no more than medium rare. But mostly bought at resturants. As I got older and my own grill, I learned real quick a good steak don't need anything on it, other than some dry rub maybe. Still go for medium rare.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Neb]

You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood.

My father taught us we could eat raw ground meat and I would eat my steaks rare but after doing a study of the word "blood" and found the story about the quail and the phrase "the life is in the blood" .

So just enough cooking for the fluid to run clear is fine with me.

Ben