Jokes and Humor

[backlash]

Grandma had a rooster that would attack anyone that got close. He attacked Grandma, she grabbed him, wrung his neck and we had chicken and dumplings for dinner.

 

[Peanut]

I had forgotten this... just before christmas I delivered some eggs to a friend. On the way back there is a major speed bump by his neighbors house. The neighbor's geese (domestic white) had gotten out and took over ownership of that speed bump.

They actually chased my truck, honking... maybe I didn't slow down enough... it was funny...

 

[VThillman]

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Usually ain't a choice, being stupid. The choice is in the revealing of it. Folks can't hear me being stupid if I'm quiet, or see it on Facebook if I ain't typing.

Wishing I could learn to "shut it."

 

[Morgan101]

Usually ain't a choice, being stupid. The choice is in the revealing of it. Folks can't hear me being stupid if I'm quiet, or see it on Facebook if I ain't typing.

Wishing I could learn to "shut it."

This could go under the Quotes thread as well.

It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

 

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[VThillman]

This could go under the Quotes thread as well.

It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

I've seen that attributed to Abe Lincoln, maybe phrased different.

 

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[VThillman]

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Bill saw Tom had crested the hill and was started down (the ints for one thing), and needed more skilled help around him. Tom knew the Bucs had that help, the Pats not so much. Kinda like a "It had to happen" thing. As they reportedly say in France, "Say la vee". (They don't spell it that way, dunno why).

 

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[Meerkat]

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Oh its a lot easier than that, believe me!

 

[VThillman]

Didn't get it.

Ben

Something about the chairs being plastic, I think.

 

[Meerkat]

Bill saw Tom had crested the hill and was started down (the ints for one thing), and needed more skilled help around him. Tom knew the Bucs had that help, the Pats not so much. Kinda like a "It had to happen" thing. As they reportedly say in France, "Say la vee". (They don't spell it that way, dunno why).

I got this one VThil, it is ' se la vie '
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[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[VThillman]

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That quarter represented a banana split for several years after WW2!

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

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Jim

 

[VThillman]

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Jim

Olive needn't worry. Her family name is Oyl, y'know.

 

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Jim

 

[Meerkat]

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Jim

I must already be there.

 

[GrannyG]

 

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Jim

 

[phideaux]

See if @Meerkat gets this one.

Jim

 

[Meerkat]

See if @Meerkat gets this one.
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Jim

I'm trying to rememeber but its late, or it that an excuse?Peanuts girl on a cloud,humm.

 

[phideaux]

I'm trying to rememeber but its late, or it that an excuse?Peanuts girl on a cloud,humm.

Hint....her name is Lucy

Jim

 

[VThillman]

See if @Meerkat gets this one.
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Jim

Lucy in the sky with diamonds? That's what it is, I don't care what you say.