Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[phideaux]

Now what could possibly go wrong....?

Jim

 

[Caribou]

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

 

[Peanut]

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Now what could possibly go wrong....?

Jim

And the next sound we hear is "Awwh, Look what mean ole' Mister Gravity did!"

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Peanut]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[dademoss]

ID 10 T error.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Amish Heart]

Hey, that's Gumby. Pokey is a horse.

 

[Sparky_D]

Hey, that's Gumby. Pokey is a horse.

Pretty sure that meme's referencing Gumby's other pokey...

 

[backlash]

A waiter asked me if I needed steak sauce. I said I better not need it. He smiled and said you won't.
One of my Dad's drinking buddies put ketchup on a steak my dad cooked. Dad washed the ketchup off and gave the steak to the dog.

 

[Neb]

A waiter asked me if I needed steak sauce. I said I better not need it. He smiled and said you won't.
One of my Dad's drinking buddies put ketchup on a steak my dad cooked. Dad washed the ketchup off and gave the steak to the dog.

A waiter sneared and I would not need steak sauce with the steak. I told him I like steak with my steak sauce. If I am pay $100 plus for meal for two, I can put steak sauce on it. But not ketchup, agreed.

Ben

 

[Peanut]

 

[Cascadian]

The customer asked the waiter why he had his thumb on his steak. The waiter said he didn't want to drop it again.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[joel]

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Just give her ALL your money, the house & 2/3 of what you own, then move into a hotel.
You both will be happier.

 

[backlash]

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My wife's BIL put her sister in the trunk. She was not happy when he opened the trunk. She would have killed him if she could have caught him.
They divorced shortly after. He was and still is the biggest jerk I have ever known.

 

[Camalot]

My wife's BIL put her sister in the trunk. She was not happy when he opened the trunk. She would have killed him if she could have caught him.
They divorced shortly after. He was and still is the biggest jerk I have ever known.

But he still had that little bit of peace!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Sparky_D]

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Except the ham and bacon, right?