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Supervisor42 said:
Add me to the list.
I did 10 years at hard labor working them.
And there were some where we brothers were fighting over the gun to see who got to shoot them.
The mean ones were very tasty.View attachment 65771
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Me as well. Worst one we had was an insane black angus cow. Hardest cow we ever had to load or move. Put her in the barn once and she kicked the wall out, just not enough to get out. She went straight to the packers. And yes she tasted good.
 
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"​
 
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