Jokes and Humor

dademoss · Jul 24, 2021

It NEVER goes that quietly if they pull that REDACTED when I am in line.

Pearl · Jul 24, 2021

Newbri said:
That sounds like a complex mechanical process. Too much effort for a fibula.

dademoss · Jul 25, 2021

kd4ulw · Jul 25, 2021

I didn’t know WALL-E was in The Empire Strikes Back!!

dademoss · Jul 25, 2021

dademoss · Jul 25, 2021

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'...!
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar ... 'HE LIVES IN A HOME, WITH MY NON-STOP CHATTING AND NAGGING WIFE, HE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP .. CAN I COME WITH HIM TOMORROW??'

rusty · Jul 25, 2021

phideaux · Jul 25, 2021

Jim

Caribou · Jul 25, 2021

Peanut · Jul 25, 2021

Peanut · Jul 25, 2021

Peanut · Jul 25, 2021

Supervisor42 · Jul 26, 2021

rusty said:
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Does anybody notice the good condition Edsel behind the hearse?

Do you know how rare those are? They only made them for 3 years.

Wikipedia said:
Collectors
More than half a century after its spectacular failure, Edsels have become highly collectible items among vintage car hobbyists. Fewer than 10,000 Edsels survive and they are considered valuable collectors' items. A mint-condition Edsel convertible from any of its three model years may sell for over $100,000.