Jokes and Humor

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[angie_nrs]

Hmmm.....yup, guilty!

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[phideaux]

JIm

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[kd4ulw]

While looking at my family history I found my 3rd Great Grandmother. After her marriage her name was… Fannie Butt. She must have REALLY loved him!

 

[LadyLocust]

While looking at my family history I found my 3rd Great Grandmother. After her marriage her name was… Fannie Butt. She must have REALLY loved him!

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My great aunt's real name (not what we called her) was America. She married Paul Beaver so her married name was America Beaver.

 

[Caribou]

My aunt went to school with Rosie Butts. That was her maiden name. How lucky canyon be to draw parents with a sense of humour.

One of Dad's life long friends was John Aus. He swore he was going to name his kids Harry, Rosie and Ophlia. He didn't.

 

[Bacpacker]

Wife went to school with Harry Ashole

 

[Peanut]

I trained an engineer from China once. His mom was an British diplomat, father Chinese. He was named after his grandfather.

Harry Chin...

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Cascadian]

I went to school with Anita Head. Never figured out if her parents were stupid or mean.

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

7 Easy Ways To END RACISM FOREVER
--Babylon Bee--you know this is gonna be good. 2 min

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Bacpacker]

Wife said that was cheating

 

[Caribou]

I was at the grocery store today checking out. the lady in front of me in line had her card declined and had to dig out her check book and write a check. She apologised to me profusely for the delay. I told her not to worry, the sooner I got home the sooner the wife would start yelling at me. There was laughter from behind me in the line and from the checkouts on either side.

 

[Neb]

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Nice

Too long ago for me to find the pic but I stuffed a bunch of recipe cards in a canning jar and called it...

Canning Recipes

Ta da dum

Ben

 

[Cascadian]

I was at the grocery check out with 3 items one evening. I said to the clerk do you know you can tell your wife hates you? She has you end your workday at the store during the busiest time for 3 items.

 

[dademoss]

Mosquito trap.
The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.
The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

 

[dademoss]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

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Once just outside Houston I was driving through a wooded area. Up ahead I saw a gravel street. There was a trailer and a used car business. Next to it was another trailer w/a big sign "Palm Reader" "Fortune Teller". lol

I wanted to stop for a photo but traffic was heavy and moving fast.