Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

Got stopped at the Hospital front door the girl asking the usual questions looked bored to death. After she asked about travel I said does time travel count. That cracked us both up.

 

[Amish Heart]

I'll use that next time. Went in today for husband's allergy shot and boy does the door person look bored. But she did ask if we knew where we were going. Thought that was funny, it's the only time we have to wear masks...as if I would walk around in there for fun.

 

[LadyLocust]

This is actually a real product I saw tonight, had not heard about them (don't normally spend time looking at phones).

Darn! if I could have held out just a couple more years my flip phone would be back in style now.

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Next thing you know, they are going to invent a phone that attaches to the wall so you can't loose it.

 

[joel]

A phone with a folding screen has been out for awhile now.
The tablet/ phone war will end up with something that is neither & both,
a hybrid if you will.

 

[Cascadian]

Man I am feeling sassy today. On my way out while I was still in back area I pointed to a restroom as a nurse was walking towards me. She said you're fine. I got a big smile and said thanks you're fine too.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Pearl]

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Mother f........?

 

[Pearl]

Man I am feeling sassy today. On my way out while I was still in back area I pointed to a restroom as a nurse was walking towards me. She said you're fine. I got a big smile and thanks you're fine too.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Mother goose

 

[Amish Heart]

And....
Mother Earth
Hey, we got all three

 

[Pearl]

Pretty sure mine was right

 

[Peanut]

Yep @Pearl Sam Jackson is tied to that word after the movie Pulp Fiction.

 

[joel]

Yep @Pearl Sam Jackson is tied to that word after the movie Pulp Fiction.

& many others, to many to count!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

You spelled terrorist wrong.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[LadyLocust]

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If I could give this a love, a thumbs up, and a laughing face, I would!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[angie_nrs]

If I could give this a love, a thumbs up, and a laughing face, I would!

I got a good chuckle out of that too.
I don't have the time to follow up with that second glass during the week, but on the weekends.......that's a different story. drink buddy Now, if we're on vacation......that meme might be appropriate.☀

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[jazzy]