I fell asleep on the couch Friday night. That is unusual, but I had a rough week at work. So at bedtime my wife started out all sweet, honey let's go to bed. Followed up by, hey let's go to bed. Eventually getting to fine sleep on the couch I am shutting off the lights. At that point I said, so where did you get the stick? What stick? She replied. I said the one up your butt.
The point I think I was actually awake was when she started laughing at me. Which initially irritated me but I was soon laughing too. Maybe you had to be there but it seemed pretty funny to us.