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My DW plans to make this for the volunteer party at Heavenward Farms 
That reminds me, need to go feed the donkeys
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I fell asleep on the couch Friday night. That is unusual, but I had a rough week at work. So at bedtime my wife started out all sweet, honey let's go to bed. Followed up by, hey let's go to bed. Eventually getting to fine sleep on the couch I am shutting off the lights. At that point I said, so where did you get the stick? What stick? She replied. I said the one up your butt.
The point I think I was actually awake was when she started laughing at me. Which initially irritated me but I was soon laughing too. Maybe you had to be there but it seemed pretty funny to us.
The point I think I was actually awake was when she started laughing at me. Which initially irritated me but I was soon laughing too. Maybe you had to be there but it seemed pretty funny to us.
Wait till you retire to buy a Ferrari.
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I got better things to do with $180,000.00 to $450,000.00, but I l loved the video. LOL
Jim
1 teaspoon of each. That wouldn't coat a bucket of chicken.
They had to leave out the SECRET ingredients, flour and chicken1 teaspoon of each. That wouldn't coat a bucket of chicken.
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That's the way life should be.
You start out old and get younger as the years pass.
People would enjoy their youth much more.
The way it works now youth is wasted on the young. They don't appreciate it.
You start out old and get younger as the years pass.
People would enjoy their youth much more.
The way it works now youth is wasted on the young. They don't appreciate it.
In case your planning any large family meals during the holiday...
In the spirit of gift giving...
Jim
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Yesterday I did some studying.
First foreign language. The shuttle driver said you laca your truck? I said I Iove my truck. Again he repeated you laca your truck? I said it's a Toyota what's not to like. Finally he rolled his eyes pulled down his mask and motioned with his thumb as he said did you lock your truck. Oh yes, I did thanks.
Then I did some gender studies. Since I was near the restrooms I tried to do some predictions. Portland airport is so entertaining. Many of the men resemble women and vice versa.
First foreign language. The shuttle driver said you laca your truck? I said I Iove my truck. Again he repeated you laca your truck? I said it's a Toyota what's not to like. Finally he rolled his eyes pulled down his mask and motioned with his thumb as he said did you lock your truck. Oh yes, I did thanks.
Then I did some gender studies. Since I was near the restrooms I tried to do some predictions. Portland airport is so entertaining. Many of the men resemble women and vice versa.
