Jokes and Humor

[Neb]

And that's a huge problem today. Remove all warnings like that and we'll cull the herd of utter morons. Why, God, why are warning labels on so many things?

Lawyers

Ben

 

[Pearl]

And that's a huge problem today. Remove all warnings like that and we'll cull the herd of utter morons. Why, God, why are warning labels on so many things?

The question is why are there so many dumb people that warning labels must be on just about everything?

 

[dademoss]

The question is why are there so many dumb people that warning labels must be on just about everything?

Why do they think the idiots can read the warning?

 

[Neb]

Why do they think the idiots can read the warning?

The lawyers are not interested in protecting idiots from being idiots. They are only interested in winning the lawsuit when an idiot does what they do best.

Have you looked at the warnings that come with a lanyard used to let you hang an ID around your neck? They are not intended for use by children under the age of 14 or so. Modern ones have a break away clip incase an idiot leans over a lathe running.

Ben

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

I wonder how many people would still eat Rump Roast....
If...it was called Cows Patooty!

Jim

 

[bkt]

The question is why are there so many dumb people that warning labels must be on just about everything?

It's because we have warning labels in the first place. If they want to eat silica gel packs or use the toaster in the bathtub or iron clothes while the clothes are being worn, who am I -- who is anyone -- to tell them not to?

If they need to be told, they need to NOT be told.

 

[joel]

I wonder how many people would still eat Rump Roast....
If...it was called Cows Ass.

Jim

Boston butt sale every day here, but we eat feet & pig guts, too.

 

[phideaux]

Boston butt sale every day here, but we eat feet & pig guts, too.

Guts or nuts?

Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

The tail of the DC fox! Any critter that attacks libtards can nest under my porch anytime!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/you-were-loved-capitol-fox

 

[Caribou]

 

[LadyLocust]

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This guy could prove himself valuable

 

[angie_nrs]

He cracks me up. It's 3:45 long.....the last part is an informercial.

 

[Magus]

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Amazing!

He cracks me up. It's 3:45 long.....the last part is an informercial.

Wait...I thought we only got p3n1s p0asts on gamer forums! (In English its penis post, but you know l33tzies.)
If you don't know what that is, it was a micro meme 20 years ago
posted by some guy/girl/thing in the cesspool section of the forum which had
NO MODERATION! Normally its where we put flamers, trolls and kitty [NOT kiddie}
porn, that's a whole new thing like "caturday" and "furry friday" Anyway, this unregistered N00b goes
in there and posts a three page rant about the joys of having or getting penis which was frankly hilarious!
Anyway, these strange posts began showing up all across the clans and guilds gaming circuits and pretty
soon, any non nonsensical thread/post/rant became a "penis post" fortunately the strange fad among trolls
died out for z00mtarding which thankfully technology killed. Imagine the annoyance of having some idiot
come in and post 20 5000X 7000 bitmap or PNG files and clogging the server! it masks as a DNS until someone
can find it and delete it!
Sorry, I guess I got triggered. maybe PTSD from being an admin? it's possible!

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Magus]

LMBO!

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

Spring is coming! :

 

[dademoss]

 

[Neb]

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Hey!

I resemble that remark.

The worst that can happen is you have finish it with a spoon.

Ben

 

[Caribou]

Getting rid of gophers. Put propane, heavier than air, into the gopher hole. That will suffocate the gopher, or...

 

[LadyLocust]

Getting rid of gophers. Put propane, heavier than air, into the gopher hole. That will suffocate the gopher, or...
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He's been watching a little too much Caddyshack!

 

[Magus]

a 6ix dollar can of ether will do it on pretty much anything, the little critters just go to sleep and never wake up!