Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[bkt]

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There has to be an interesting story here.

 

[Pearl]

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Must have been taken in Texas!!

 

[backlash]

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This is why everyone need a full length mirror by the door.
Do you think she could look in a mirror and said "yea I look good?"
Probably.

 

[Haertig]

This is why everyone need a full length mirror by the door.

Her mirror would have to be sized XXT to see everything (Extra Extra Tall).

I wonder if her car has a sunroof?

 

[Wyatt]

I don't believe that is a genuine Walmartian as I do not see a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Unless she has it stuffed in her hair.

 

[Magus]

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Dear gods, is that supposed to be what it looks like?!
I thought only men could be "Richard" heads!

 

[Woody]

 

[Caribou]

 

[jshay]

 

[dademoss]

 

[bkt]

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If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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How about bacon??

 

[jazzy]

How about bacon??

bacon wrapped spam oreos?
hmmm...you might be on to something, pearl.

 

[Pearl]

bacon wrapped spam oreos?
hmmm...you might be on to something, pearl.

State fair of Texas is next month, if we deep fry them we could win a prize!! They already do deep fried oreos, and anything else gross they can come up with!! BTW, I know I end sentences with prepositions sometimes! Wrong but easy!

 

[Woody]

 

[Caribou]

Instant justice 2min.

 

[Caribou]

Italian cops.

 

[Cascadian]

Coming to a city near you.

 

[Caribou]

polish cops

 

[dademoss]

Instant justice 2min.
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Italian cops.
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polish cops
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[Sparky_D]

 

[Caribou]

The moon as seen from the Arctic Circle, between Russia and Canada


Imagine that you are in a place between Canada and Russia and that, suddenly and for just 30 seconds, the moon appears in all its splendor and disappears before your eyes. Looks like the moon is going to collide with the earth. But even more impressive, and for just 5 seconds, a total eclipse of the sun takes place right afterwards. The video was shot in real time. This phenomenon happens at the perigee , point of a star's orbit around the Earth, where the proximity of the Moon is so evident that, suddenly, we realize the great speed at which the Earth is moving.

 

[Woody]

Truth in advertising!!!

 

[Magus]

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Saw one in Alabama, worked pretty good considering.
Redneck happens.