Jokes and Humor

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[shadowrider]

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Man that's easy nowadays with the little strip and an arrow. When I started it was 100 pound burlap bags and you had to use a pocket knife to get it started.

 

[Magus]

I finally quit bothering, out comes the hawk-bill, give it a jerk, out comes the feed.

 

[Caribou]

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, and clean.
So's the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Bill asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Bill asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!"

 

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[joel]

Man that's easy nowadays with the little strip and an arrow. When I started it was 100 pound burlap bags and you had to use a pocket knife to get it started.

We had cow feed in burlap & horse "sweet feed" in paper bags.
Chicken had cracked corn & what they could find in the wild & pigs got rotten stuff & some pellets, as did the rabbits.
We raised our own hay & grass, corn & peas for the cows.
I remember Father saying go pick all the field peas you want, tomorrow I will turn the cows in to eat the vines. We got 24 quarts off the cow feed before the cows got the vines.

 

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[Pearl]

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Go Morgan101!!

 

[jazzy]

lol--couldnt resist

 

[Magus]

Go Morgan101!!

FTW!!!

 

[dademoss]

It is time to "GO GREEN"

 

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DW has taught that class.